We at the Banbridge Leader wish to make the following corrections:
1. Mr Major is in fact Mr Mayger. 2. Mr Majoor is actually not going to be selling his stock on Amazon as he has already sold it to a dodgy looking bloke in a white van. 3. Mr Mayjor is not in fact staying in the business but is embarking on a world tour in America. 4. Despite the impression given from our photo, Mr Majer did not in fact steal anything. 5. Mr Majorr is in fact much better looking than our photo suggests.
Dan - Dad, 36, shop owner and photography enthusiast. Sings falcetto like Justin Hawkins from The Darkness!
Bree - Mum, 31, heavy metal freak and belly dancing fanatic. Manages somehow to be a health freak and remain fat.
Jimmy - first born son, age 13, attends school, loves performing and being the centre of attention, very good looking with a personality to match.
Annabelle - older daughter, age 12, beautiful and feminine, loves reading, and listening to Nightwish.
Barnyard - age 5, insists his blog name is Barnyard although I shorten it (against his will) to Barney. Also likes to be known as 'Slice' (said like Donkey from Shrek). Currently into the power rangers and is a mad hama bead enthusiast.
Grace - born in December, our little surprise bundle of joy - with the most amazing hair!
Correction Corner
ReplyDeleteWe at the Banbridge Leader wish to make the following corrections:
1. Mr Major is in fact Mr Mayger.
2. Mr Majoor is actually not going to be selling his stock on Amazon as he has already sold it to a dodgy looking bloke in a white van.
3. Mr Mayjor is not in fact staying in the business but is embarking on a world tour in America.
4. Despite the impression given from our photo, Mr Majer did not in fact steal anything.
5. Mr Majorr is in fact much better looking than our photo suggests.
Next week -- more corrections!!!
Steve Major?????
ReplyDeleteson of John Major? or Sergeant Major?
Does that mean luke and sam are now minor majors?